A Pricing Apology to My Readers

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Readers, I owe you an apology.

Having performed significant research into the field of pricing, spoken to business owners and analyzed historical trends, I can say without a doubt that pricing does not matter. The approach of analyzing a market to select an optimal pricing strategy is not only a difficult undertaking, but is very harmful that any business foolish enough to attempt it.

Thus, it is with great pleasure that I announce the preliminary title of my next book - Lessons From Lenin: A Guide to Pricing in the Post-Capitalist Era. This great work will only be provided to those selected to serve on an executive committee. That said, I will mention the three main points of the book:

I'm very excited to usher in this new era of economic understanding on this day, the first of April.

Oh, and before you take these rules into account, please buy a copy of my book on software pricing.